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Relationships Before and After

Relationships Before and After

Wife's Golf Shot

Anthill GolfingOnce there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay.…

Learn a new word each day

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl: What a bullfighter tries to do.Baloney buh-lo'-nee: Where some hemlines fall.Bernadette…

New Definitions

New DefinitionsAtom Bomb :An invention to end all inventions.Boss :Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are…

Definitions for Parents

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.PRENATAL: When your life…

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a…

You are a Nerd If

If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tiresIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns…

Logic Amongst The Sciences

A mathematician, biologist and physicist are sitting in a street cafewatching people going in and coming out of the house on the other sideof…

Kid's View On Science

- You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so…

Medical terminology

Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section…

Evaluation comments

Dictionary of Evaluation CommentsSome of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations s/he…

Mother's dictionary

Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let…

A man's translations

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt’s your decision…

The guide for all men

WOMEN’S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.We need... = I wantIt’s your decision…

Worker Ants

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own…