Jokes

Two Sardarjis

Two Sardarjis went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their packets and started to eat them. 'You can't eat…

Sardarji with ATM

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****).…

Sardar Standing In Mirror

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.His wife asked what you are doing.He said I am seeing how I…

A Teacher Told All Students In a Class

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE…

Sardar Dhakaal Singh

Sardar Dhakaal Singh is big hunter. Once he went to a zoo. At that time a big tiger escaped from its cage. The zoo officials sent…

Napolean and Sardar

NAPOLEAN: "In my Dictionary there is no word called 'IMPOSSIBLE'....Sardarji: "What's the use of saying it now,you should have checked it before buying THE DICTIONARY…

Mix Santa

Mix Santa - banta jokesTitanic was sinking.An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?Santa: 2 KMs.Englishman jumped into sea.Englishman: Now, which…

Sardar PHD

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..…

Sardar Theory

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day…

Sardar In Bar

Sardar at bar in New York .Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says -…

There was a Sardarji

Kidnapping by a sardar... TOO GOOD!There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck.In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap…

Sardar writing exam

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions.He takes his seat in the Examination hall, stares at…

Sardar in Tamilnadu

One sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in burma bazaar.His tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and…

Sardarni Painting

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice…

Sardarji Birth

Man: Sardarji where were U born?Sardarji: Punjab .Man: Which part?Sardar: Oye What part part, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".