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Would you define OCR?

OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using…

This is how business is done

This is really brilliant! Check it out.Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his sonLaloo : I want you to marry a girl of my choice…

Internet is Very Useful

Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful.…

Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.…

When Life Becomes A computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If…

Is Windows a Virus

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down…

Testing for Development-Archetypes

Nobody can deny that the goal of software development is to produce the highest quality product possible. The only way to ensure that quality is through…

Lawyers and computers

Lawyers and computers have both been proliferating since 1970. Unfortunately,lawyers, unlike computers, have not gotten twice as smart and half as expensive every 18 months.

Calling Tech Support

Five Things You Do Not Want to Hear when Calling Tech Support1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"2. In layman's term, we call that the "Hindenburg Effect."3.…

If Only Life Could Be Like a Computer

If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!If…

Amish Computer Scandal

Amish Computer Scandal Shocks Community.BIRD-IN-HAND, PENNSYLVANIA: In a recent sting operation, the Amish Bureau of Internal Affairs seized literally hundreds of dollars of unauthorized electronic…

Proper Diskette Usage and Care

Never leave diskettes in the drive, as the data can leak out of the disk and corrode the innermechanics of the drive. Diskettes should be rolled…

Custom Software

My old boss had spent some time writing software packages for this particular program. The software usually came as source code and was executed through an…

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95

Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. 'Pop,' he says, 'you can't run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that…

Acronyms

PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can't See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize…