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A Ant Question

Jan 18, 2012
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Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants! What do you call an ant who skips school? A truant! What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics? All sorts of antics! What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater! Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path? To trip up the ants! What is even bigger than an elephant? A giant! What do you call an ant in space? Cosmonants & Astronants! What do you call an ant from overseas? Impartant! What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics! What is smaller than an ant's dinner? An ant's mouth!
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