Blonde in First Class
In a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to economy since she did not have a first-class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first-class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first-class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally persuaded her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York."
12 Comments
- GU Guest User Nov 26, 2011
not good not bad
- GU Guest User Oct 20, 2011
heyy..!!silly..
- GU Guest User Sep 11, 2011
is it i have to smile nw`
- GU Guest User Sep 11, 2011
is it i have to smil now
- GU Guest User Aug 16, 2011
not bad simply good.lol
- GU Guest User Jul 30, 2011
Not bad nor good..:-@
- GU Guest User Jul 1, 2011
Ha ha vry funny
- GU Guest User May 14, 2011
ha ha not bad
- GU Guest User Mar 1, 2011
hahahahaahahah
- GU Guest User Dec 20, 2010
hahahahaaaa
- GU Guest User Nov 5, 2010
not bad ha h but was good
- GU Guest User Apr 4, 2010
ha ha
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