She Was So Blonde That

She tripped over a cordless phone. She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train." She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate. " She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK." She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She studied for a blood test. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She sold the car for gas money!