Doctor, do you think that I will live until Im a hundred?

Patient: ?Doctor, do you think that I will live until I?m a hundred??
Doctor: ?Do you smoke or drink??
Patient: ?No.?
Doctor: ?Do you drive fast cars, gamble, or play around with women??
Patient: ?Certainly not!?
Doctor: ?Then what do you want to live to a hundred for??

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