Praise the Lord
There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!". The atheist yells back, "There is no God". She does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on, the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. She goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says "Praise the Lord". The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there's the groceries she asked for, and of course, she shouts "Praise the Lord!!!". The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, "Ha, I bought those groceries - there is no God". The lady looks at him and smiles, she shouts "Praise the Lord, not only did you provide for me Lord, you made Satan pay for the groceries!!"
7 Comments
- GU Guest User Oct 16, 2012
that is the belief in GOD.... Praise the Lord
- GU Guest User Jul 27, 2012
good one...
- GU Guest User Mar 7, 2012
lord never fails:-)
- GU Guest User Jun 16, 2011
God never fails and leave the desired soul K. Christopher
- GU Guest User Jan 27, 2011
very good response,,,, God will use the bad to pay ,, Praise the Lord !!!!
- GU Guest User Mar 25, 2010
good nice
- GU Guest User Mar 10, 2010
this bad
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