Actual Headlines

Actual headlines collected from local, national, and international newspapers that are rather ambiguous. It is clear what the writer was trying to say, but in each case there is a funnier interpretation of the headline. Enjoy! Eye Drops Off Shelf Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Panda Mating Fails; Veterninarian Takes Over Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years at Checkout Counter Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Include Your Children When Baking Cookies Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Lawmen From Mexico Barbeque Guests Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge Iraqi Head Seeks Arms Hershey Bars Protest