Golf Shorts-4

1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one. 2. Golfer: "Well, I have never played this badly before!" Caddy: "I didn't realize you had played before, sir!" 3. Golfer: "My wife says if I don't stop playing golf she's going to leave me!" Caddy: "I'm sure you will miss her terribly, sir!" 4. Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf.