ANTHONY SZPAK: ATHLETES THANKING GOD

It's fun to watch sports. I'm just tired of athletes bringing up God at the end of the game. It doesn't fit, does it? There's nothing more annoying -- some big freak on the screen after a game, 'Yeah, I want to thank God for helping me win. He answered all my prayers.' What? Yeah, maybe you ought to pray for something a little more important, like literacy.