Definately

"Ok class" said the teacher of a 2nd grade class "todays word is definately can anyone use it in a sentance" Betty raised her hand "the sky is definately blue" Well said the teacher "sometime it is black like in the night." Then Fred raised his hand the water is definately clear." Well said the teacher the water is some times green with alge." Then little Billy raised his hand "do farts have lumps" "No! why do you ask?" the teacher replied " then I definately pooped in my pants."