Ram Gopal Varma replies to readers' comments/queries: 1. Will you cast Mohanlal in any of your future films? Ans: I think he will cut my hands if I approach him again. 2. Being irresponsible and selfish do you have the right to question media responsibilities? Ans: Hello? Who's questioning? All I am saying is that it takes one to know one. 3. Your scripts are not well developed? Ans: I am waiting with bated breath for your inputs. 4. If a doctor tells you that you have only 2 months to live, how will you spend them? Ans: Exactly the way I do now as I live moment by moment. 5. Rann sounds good. I hope it won't loose anything between Idea and execution. Ans: Keep hoping. 6. Why are most of your male protagonists atheists? Ans: Because they are my alter egos. 7. Why do all your heroines have such terrific bodies? Ans: Ahhhhhhhh! 8. How do you like the title 'Ramgopal Varma ka Rann'? Ans: As much as anybody would like your stupid sense of humour. 9. The scripts you are selecting lately have less substance? Ans: Ho' Hum. 10. Did you fail your directors or did your directors fail you? Ans: You as a viewer failed us both. 11. You wasted the character of Amitji in Aag. Ans: Oh my! Somebody has woken up from a long sleep. Ek coffee laana please! 12. You may be eagle-eyed but how did you watch people's expressions in a darkened theatre? Ans: Since you obviously seem to be stunted go back to my 'B and me' blog and notice that I said 'not so darkened theatre' and this time write it down 50 times so that hopefully you won't forget it. 13. Sir I have a story idea for you that has simplicity, love, passion, career growth and male escorting in it. Ans: Boo hoo! Not fair. Not fair at all. Just because I made Aag it's not fair that you and your breed want to torture me like this. Please leave me alone or I will make another Aag. 14. Electronic media is making lot of movies every day but they call it news. Ans: Superb.