Ram Gopal Varma replies to readers' comments/queries:
1. Will you cast Mohanlal in any of your future films?
Ans: I think he will cut my hands if I approach him again.
2. Being irresponsible and selfish do you have the right to question media responsibilities?
Ans: Hello? Who's questioning? All I am saying is that it takes one to know one.
3. Your scripts are not well developed?
Ans: I am waiting with bated breath for your inputs.
4. If a doctor tells you that you have only 2 months to live, how will you spend them?
Ans: Exactly the way I do now as I live moment by moment.
5. Rann sounds good. I hope it won't loose anything between Idea and execution.
Ans: Keep hoping.
6. Why are most of your male protagonists atheists?
Ans: Because they are my alter egos.
7. Why do all your heroines have such terrific bodies?
Ans: Ahhhhhhhh!
8. How do you like the title 'Ramgopal Varma ka Rann'?
Ans: As much as anybody would like your stupid sense of humour.
9. The scripts you are selecting lately have less substance?
Ans: Ho' Hum.
10. Did you fail your directors or did your directors fail you?
Ans: You as a viewer failed us both.
11. You wasted the character of Amitji in Aag.
Ans: Oh my! Somebody has woken up from a long sleep. Ek coffee laana please!
12. You may be eagle-eyed but how did you watch people's expressions in a darkened theatre?
Ans: Since you obviously seem to be stunted go back to my 'B and me' blog and notice that I said 'not so darkened theatre' and this time write it down 50 times so that hopefully you won't forget it.
13. Sir I have a story idea for you that has simplicity, love, passion, career growth and male escorting in it.
Ans: Boo hoo! Not fair. Not fair at all. Just because I made Aag it's not fair that you and your breed want to torture me like this. Please leave me alone or I will make another Aag.
14. Electronic media is making lot of movies every day but they call it news.
Ans: Superb.