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Jokes

A WRINKLE IN TIME

A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, "Did God make me?""Yes," the grandpa replied."Did God make you too?""Yes," the grandpa…

A PERFECT CIRCLE

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?A: A Protractor

A NIGHT'S SLEEP

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found…

A MAN'S LOGIC

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and…

A LITTLE BOY WROTE TO SANTA ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the…

A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…

A JOKE OF GENIUS

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

A DISNEY BREAK-UP

Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken's breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald…

CAT HOSPITAL

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?A: To have a CAT scan done.

AT THE DOOR

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?A:…

ANIMAL ROTATION

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.

ANIMAL LIVES

Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

DIRTY KNEES

Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?A: The head nurse.

WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT

One day a man took his wife to the doctor and says, "All she likes to do is do it. Can you help her?"The doctor…