Marriage quotes

MARRIAGE is a great institution. I'm just not ready for an institution.

MARRIAGE is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

MARRIAGE is not a word; it is a sentence.

MARRIAGE is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second MARRIAGE is the triumph of hope over experience.

MARRIAGE is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

Before MARRIAGE, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After MARRIAGE, the 'Y' becomes silent.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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