Remote Ko Baahar Phek - Rann Lyrics


Remote Ko Baahar Phek

dekh dekh news breaking news - (4)
remote ko baahar phek, sirf mera hi channel dekh - (2)
dusare channel pe please mat ja, warna mera trp gir jaayega
hey dekhate raho masaala news, khabrein tadaka lagaake
jaayiyega nahi mera matlab dusare channel pe - (2)

namskaar main hoon shweta singh aur aap dekh rahe hain aaj tak
theher gaya paasa shukrvaar ki raat ghadi ka kaanta jaise hi
9 bajkar 55 minute par phancha, sabki saansein thami ki thami reh gayi
namit suwan ke saath prabhutva jain delhi aaj tak
break ke baad aap ko hum aur bhi khabarein
kal shehar mein lagaadaar bamb phute, toh aayiye dekhate hain
diwaali ka khaas karyakram abhi
filmon ke jaanemaane producer ka dil tuta
heroine ne pure kapade pehanane ki maang ki
sailaab mein huyi tabaahi ki tasbeere pesh hain
sutro ke mutaabik isake pichhe bhi videshi desh hain

garam garam khabrein tujhako sabse pehale hum denge
aur agar koyi khabar na ho toh, kuchh na kuchh bana denge
hamein news dikhaane ki nahi, bas bechane ki hai jarurat
hum amir banate jaate hain, tum bewakuf banate ho fukat
(maine kab kahaan main sach bolata
tum bhi kahaan sach sunana chaahate) - (2)
jaayiyega nahi mera matlab dusare channel pe - (2)
dekh dekh news breaking news - (4)

comments ko tod marodake sansani faila dete hain
hum jisase jo bhi chaahe jhol se bulava lete hain
abb kitana sach hai kitana jhut, chhodo na kya fark padata hai
horror drama rona tragedy full entertainment hota hai
are hum bhi khush aur aap bhi khush rahein
jaayiyega nahi mera matlab dusare channel pe - (2)
remote ko baahar phek, sirf mera hi channel dekh - (2)
dusare channel pe please mat ja, warna mera trp gir jaayega
hey dekhate raho masaala news, khabrein tadaka lagaake
jaayiyega nahi mera matlab dusare channel pe - (2)

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