Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
A place where success comes before work.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Future tense of marriage.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
The name men give to their mistakes.
A banker provided by nature.
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.