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Jokes

Zookeeper and Three Boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.The first boy says, "My name's…

Generation to Generation

"Mummy, Mummy!" called Little Johnny one day. "Do you know the beautiful vase in the dining room that's been handed down from generation to generation?""Yes",…

Little Johnny and Pesky Insects

Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.Still, a…

Object Lesson

A pastor was giving the children's message during church. For this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him and give a…

Who's going to stop me?

Six year old Angie, and her four-year old brother, Joel, were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister…

Stuffed Pockets

A small boy stunned his parents after church one Sunday when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters.Finally his mother asked…

How To Get To Heaven

If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into…

Momma said

I was nearing the final stages of my college preparation to become an elementary school teacher. During my Junior Year we were required to visit several…

The Broken Doll

Little Emily, the minister's daughter, ran into the house, crying as though her heart would break."What's wrong, dear?" asked the pastor."My doll! Billy broke…

Computer Husband

TO MY DARLING HUSBAND,I'm sending you this letter in a bogus software company envelope so you'll be sure to read it. Please forgive the deception,…

Grandma's Colors

I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color…

Lights Out

I'd had a pretty hectic day with my four-year-old. When bedtime finally came, I laid down the law: "We're putting on your p.j.s, brushing your teeth,…

Car Accident

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like…

Daddy is going to war

During the Persian Gulf War, I was assigned to go to Saudi Arabia. As I was saying good-bye to my family, my three-year-old son, Christopher, was…

Cafeteria Food

When the power went off at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria. She had to feed the children something,…