"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde."No," said the brunette."Okay," said the blonde. "You start."

Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland and came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."So they went home.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox,…

A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, "What's wrong?"She says, "My mom died."He told her to go home, but she said,…

A brunette, a red-head and a blonde were in jail when they decided to break out. The girls broke out and the brunette said, "Let's hide…

A blonde goes to the library to get a book. A few days later, she comes back and says to librarian at the counter, "This book…

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?A: So she could use it as a mirror.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work for a female boss who always goes home early."Hey girls," says the brunette. "Let's go home…

Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?A: Pregnant.

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw the sign for the YMCA?A: "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong!"

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things…

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?Spot