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CHRIS CASE: LEGALIZE IT
We've been trying to solve this drunk driving problem for years, and there's an obvious solution: legalize marijuana. I just think it's safer than alcohol. I'd…
CHARLIE VIRACOLA: PARKING TICKET
I got a $290 parking ticket today. Do you folks hear me? A $290 ticket, man. My car only cost $240.
How Much Is A Billion?
The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" casually think about whether you do, or don't, want that politician spending your tax money!!…
A Woman In A Hot
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him,…
What's The Difference Between a Democrat
Q: What's the difference between a Democrat and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.Q: What's the difference…
Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers…
Proud to Be a Democrat
A first grade teacher in the Midwest is explaining to her class that she is a Republican and how nice it is that a new Republican…
While Walking Down The Street
While walking down the street one day, a Republican head of state is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and…
A Republican
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card…
A Liberal and a Genie
A liberal came upon a genie and said, "You're a genie. Can you grant me three wishes?" The genie replied, "Yes, but only if you're feeling…
Network TV
Network TV is reported to be developing a Texas version of "Survivor," the popular TV show.Contestants must travel from Amarillo through Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston,…
Two Tough Questions
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,…
The Supreme Court
The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a Nativity scene in Washington, D.C. this Christmas. This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have…
An honest answer
If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.There is always one more son of a bitch than you…
A Guide to U.S. Newspapers
1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.2. The New York Times is read by people who think they…