Jokes
The best one-liners and long jokes — animal, marriage, doctor, school and more.
Doctor can i give him sedative
Pretty young nurse: ?Doctor, every time I take this young man?s pulse it gets faster. Should I give him a sedative?? Doctor: ?No. Just give him a blindfold.?
DoctorDoctor takes patient temperature
Doctor: ?Nurse! Did you take this patient?s temperature?? Nurse: ?Why, doctor? Is it missing??
DoctorA very interesting fact
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!
DoctorA man with a glass eye is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he call his other eye?
DoctorAn invisible man is here to see you
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.
DoctorA doctor is complaining to a mechanic
A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have to keep up to date with new models coming every month."
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