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Someone died playing golf

Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked."Everything was going…

Religious battle golf

The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the…

Wife's Golf Shot

Bob stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his backswing.Finally his…

A golf club walks into a bar

A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks…

The Blind Golfers

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have…

What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125

Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?A: A foursome.

Too Many Questions

Jill: I just don't understand the attraction golf holds for men.Mary: Tell me about it! I went golfing with my husband one time, and he…

What's your secret?

A gushy reporter told Jack Nicklaus, "You are spectacular, your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course.…

I'd move heaven and earth

Near the end of a particularly trying round of golf, during which the golfer had hit numerous fat shots, he said in frustration to his caddy,…

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit.As his friend watched, he teed…

Two lawyers play golf

Two lawyers, Jon and Chuck, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Chuck a bet. “Let's say we bet $50.”Chuck agrees…

The problems with golf

The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.

I want to buy a golf ball

A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf…

What will you do for golf?

Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to…

Now where'd that ball go?

"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad, I couldn't see where…