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CAT HOSPITAL

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?A: To have a CAT scan done.

ANIMAL ROTATION

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.

ANIMAL LIVES

Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS

Q: What are a woman's four favorite animals?A: A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bedroom and an…

A SACK FULL OF CHICKENS

Two rednecks walk down a dirt path. One man has a big sack over his shoulder. The other man asks what's in the sack.The first…

A MAN AND HIS PET GIRAFFE WALK INTO A BAR...

A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar and start drinking. As the night goes on, they get drunk, and the giraffe finally passes…

A KANGAROO WALKS INTO A BAR...

A kangaroo walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Blood is the lipstick of all wounds."The bartender does not know how he said this…

A GUMMY PROBLEM

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?A: He was stuck to the chicken's foot.Tweet Share

A GRASSHOPPER WALKS INTO A BAR...

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!"The grasshopper looks surprised and asks, "You have…

A BEAR WALKS INTO A BAR.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a pint of beer and a.......... packet of peanuts."The bartender asks, "Why…

A Dog's Life

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken…

Bullfight Buffer

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings…

Black And Brown

Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?A: A Doberman pinscher.

Blondog

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?From chasing parked cars!

Birdman

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'" Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not…