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Jokes

ANIMAL ROTATION

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.

ANIMAL LIVES

Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

DIRTY KNEES

Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?A: The head nurse.

WHEN YOU PULL THAT OUT

One day a man took his wife to the doctor and says, "All she likes to do is do it. Can you help her?"The doctor…

WOMAN DENTIST

I would like to see a woman dentist, says the man to the dental receptionist."Why?" asks the receptionist."I'd like to hear a woman say…

AL CLETHEN JR.: SAFE SEX

Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?

A TRIP TO THE DOCTOR

A woman and her husband go to the doctor because the woman is complaining of shortness of breath. After fifteen minutes, the woman comes out into…

A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS

Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?A: They take the psychopath.

$10 COMPLAINT

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for…

Doctor, you've got to help me

The patient says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.…

Doctor I have a pain

The patient says, "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea."The doctor says, "Take the spoon out of the mug before…

The Old Family Physician

The old family physician being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son - a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster…

The Diagnosis

How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg."Well, doc, 25 years ago ...""Never mind the…

Unethical Duties

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he…

An Old Couple At The Doctor

An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the…