Jokes
A Good Samaritan
A Good Samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk "do…
The Free Drinks For The Bline
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring…
A Circus Owner
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…
A Drunken Man Walked Into A Bar
A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and…
A Man In A Mar
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?""My…
Reasons to allow drinking at work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince…
Three vampires go to a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The…
Seven whiskey shots
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…
A motorway walks into a pub one day
A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks…
A man goes into a bar
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"The man says,…
There's a man sitting at a bar
There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver…
A serious drunk walked
A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and…
A man goes to a bar with his dog
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring…
Way home from the bar
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…
A mushroom came into a bar
A mushroom came into a bar one night. The bartender stepped up and saw plainly that the new customer was a mushroom and shouted "Hey get…