Jokes
Ole and Lena on their honeymoon trip
Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you…
Two doilies
Two doiliesAs a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a…
Attractive Wives
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful…
Human Condition
ROMANCE MATHEMATICSSmart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man +…
God will provide
A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.The…
Marriage Humor
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God…
Small Town Stop
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Officer," the man began, "I can explain.""No explanation needed!"…
A mild mannered man
A mild mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to…
Friday Night, Just Got Paid
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys…
The Fiance
After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him."What…
Set it Free
If you love something, set it free.If it comes back, it was and always will be yours.If it never returns, it was never yours…
My Wife is Deaf
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first…
On their way home from the bar
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…
Success in Marriage
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret…