Jokes

Sardar In China

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of…

Sardarjis wedding

Sardar: Will u marry after I dieWife : No I wiil live with my sister.Wife : Will u marry , after I die .…

India and Australia Test

n a Test between India and Australia, a fiery Lee was sending quivers down the Indian spine. The new batsman, our sardar, walked slowly to the…

Sardar Complained To His Friend

Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my grandpa who died> peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d…

Sardarji And His New Car

One day Sardarji was driving his new car. Suddenly, he collided with a bicycle. The accident caused much damage to the bicycle and the guy was…

A Train Suddenly Deviated

A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At…

Sardarji And His Lunch

Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay.One is a Mallu, the secon! d is a Bengali and…

Flash News

Flash news:A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for…

Sardar Divorce

A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT…

A Romantic Date

ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OURENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?HE SAID: YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE…

Santa Banta

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now…

Sardar B.A

Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish…

Sardar's mobile bill

Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...…

Sardar is relaxing

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"Sardar answered '" No I am…

Sardarji Urine Test

Urine TestTwo sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"The first…