Jokes
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,…
A fortunate coincidence
John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school callme."
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked. "A cat!"…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." replied Carol. "I was…
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of…
My father wants me to have everything
?My father wants me to have everything he did not have when he was aboy?.?What didn?t he have???All ?A?s on his report card?.
Sonu was saying her bedtime prayers
Sonu was saying her bedtime prayers: ?Please God, make Naples the capitalof Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy,?.....?Why do you want God to…
Difference between anger and exasperation
Little Ernie was having a problem with his homework.?Dad,? he asked, ?What is the difference between ?anger? and ?exasperation????Well, son,? said his father, ?I?ll…