Jokes
Where is God?
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see.One morning…
School Daze
It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.The florist's son handed her a gift.…
An Atheist
A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they…
The mouths of babes
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?""Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the…
Teacher & little boy
Teacher: Where does God live?Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.Teacher: Why do you say that?Little boy: Well, every morning my…
Lakers fan
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she's a BIG Lakers fan.She's really excited about it and asks the kids if they're Lakers fans too.Everyone…
A small boy
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.Five minutes later:"Da-ad...""What?""I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No.…
Praying at bed time
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.At bedtime, the two boys kneeled down beside their beds to say their prayers. Suddenly, the…
Girl about a whale
A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though…
Little heart
Little Johnny was attending his first day of school.The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them…
Kids in school think quick
TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same…
Little Minds
Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10…
Letter to GOD
little boy wrote a letter to God, asking him for $100. He addressed to envelope "God", put his return address on it, and dropped it in…
Apple turning brown
A four-year-old boy was eating an apple in the back seat of the car, when he asked, "Daddy, why is my apple turning brown?""Because," his…