Jokes

The Ant and the Grasshopper

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.The grasshopper thinks he's a…

Tragic Crash

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when the bus suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The…

Intelligent Life

It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA -- they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a…

Brand New Kittens

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says,…

The Clintons

Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under this fancy "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never…