Jokes
Making Babies
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."The mother, more that…
Lost Weight
Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as…
Feeding Shamu
At Sea World, our grandson absolutely refused to see the show featuring Shamu the killer whale, but he wouldn't tell us why.No amount of discussion…
An Old Leaf
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out…
Kids Talk About Love
"What does love mean?" These are answers from 4 to 8 year olds.When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe…
Soldier's Coffee
This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of…
A Walk by the Sea
A young boy and his doting grandmother were walking along the sea shore when a huge wave appeared out of nowhere, sweeping the child out to…
Say the Blessing
A wife invited some people to dinner.At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing?""I…
Queen Size
A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.He found…
Most Wanted
An elementary school class goes on a field trip to the police station. The Officer points to the 10 MOST WANTED list and tells them that…
What $2 can buy!
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny,who watched a good many TV, adds, just tomake conversation.Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars andhad…
Your older brother and sister
I have an older brother, and when we were younger my dad would always say to us when we would misbehave, "Your older brother and sister…
Sunday School
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy…
Strawberry Fertilizer
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer.A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've…