Jokes

A burglar is in big trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little…

A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog…

A sudden change of mind

My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to…

An honest lawyer

An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in. Pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel,…

A thief and his lawyer

Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge…

An invisible man is here to see you

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now. Next.

A doctor is complaining to a mechanic

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid for medical care.""Yeah, but you see,…

Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE

Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. 4. They…

A talking Frog

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful…

Addicted To Computers

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love…

A Martha Stewart Christmas

Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy slicer-dicers or comfy slippers. I only want one little…

My father wants me to have everything

?My father wants me to have everything he did not have when he was aboy?.?What didn?t he have???All ?A?s on his report card?.

A traveller walking along a road

A traveller walking along a road asked an old man working in a field tohow long it would take to get to the next village.…

Sonu was saying her bedtime prayers

Sonu was saying her bedtime prayers: ?Please God, make Naples the capitalof Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy,?.....?Why do you want God to…

Difference between anger and exasperation

Little Ernie was having a problem with his homework.?Dad,? he asked, ?What is the difference between ?anger? and ?exasperation????Well, son,? said his father, ?I?ll…