Jokes
A man is almost about to die
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our…
A bet made at the local bar
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he…
An American visiting England
An American visiting England walked into a hotel lobby. ?The lift will bedown presently,? the receptionist told him.?The lift?? said the American. ?Oh, you…
Boy was milking his cow
Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull camecharging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly…
Efficient secretary
When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, heturned her down, saying: ?Your salary is already higher than that of…
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Purchasing a new bird
Purchasing a new birdAfter many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling…
Question and answer animal jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A:…