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A man left for work one Friday afternoon. It was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys…

After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him."What…

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The woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One…

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first…

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…

A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret…

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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself."You…

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and…

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A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the…

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree. After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with…