Jokes
Twas The Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,Every creature was hurting-- even the mouse.The toys were all broken, their batteries dead;Santa…
Christmas Letter
Christmas LetterDear Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don't worry. I'm just fine considering I can't breathe or…
What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like
What To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't LikeTop Ten Things To Say About A Christmas Gift You Don't Like10. Hey! There's a…
Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically ChallengedSchizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia --- I…
The Christmas Story
Terri asked her Sunday School class to draw pictures of their favorite Bible stories. She was puzzled by Kyle's picture, which showed four people on an…
Christmas Riddles
What do you have in December that you don't have in anyother month? The letter "D".What do you call a polar bear wearing ear…
A Dog's Rules For Christmas
1. Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog…
The Three Wise Men
In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature bothered me.…
I think Santa Claus is a woman
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she.Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy,…
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus
The top 18 ways to confuse Santa Claus1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he…
Christmas Present
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that…
L.A. Math Test
1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by…
A couple of tough questions
Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded,…
Are You a Professional?
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."Scroll down for each answer. The…
The World's Easiest Quiz?
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?2) Which country makes Panama hats?3) From which animal do we get catgut?4) In which…