Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under this fancy "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never…

The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive…

A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. "Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I…

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…

A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the…

Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there."What happened?" asks the first officer."Male, about…

A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to…

Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with…

A policeman pulled over a car, walked up to the driver's window, and asked the man if he knew why he was pulled over."No," the…

Policeman: When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself,"Fifty-five at least."Woman Driver: "Well, you are a long way off! It's…

After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better…

Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message…

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped bya policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing? What…

The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day,"…

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.The police…