Jokes
There Was a Police
Once there was a police man and one day on duty he saw a man with a brick on a leash. Being the man that he…
While Driving Along The Back Roads
While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 11'3". They got out…
Lettter For The Inside
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato…
Flooring The Ferrari
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The…
An old farmer
An old farmer was hauling a load of manure when he was stopped by a state trooper. "You were speeding," the cop said. "I'm going to…
A police Officer
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Quiet!" snapped…
Drunk Driving
Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police…
Funny Criminal
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.As soon as he had a…
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car
A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel…
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Police Quotes
The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife…
Foiled carjacking
An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to…
Cross Examination
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the…
Please come out and give yourself up.
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers…
Organized Crime
No matter how much the government fights it, organized crime just seems to getmore organized every day. The police pulled in a Mob kingpin recently…