Jokes

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped bya policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing? What…

Caught Speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've been waiting for you all day,"…

Did she threaten to kill you

One day, an immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.The police…

Get Well Soon

A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept…

Get well message

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept…

Speeding

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license?Driver: I don't have one.…

Investigating A Homicide

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman.The body was…