Jokes
Police House Calls
My partner and I were in our police car when we were dispatched to break upa domestic dispute. We spoke with the couple and the…
Emergency Call
Dad's pager went off, summoning him to the hospital, where he is an anesthetist. As he raced toward the hospital, a patrol car sped up behind…
Parking Meter
Parking MeterOn a visit to Boston, I noticed a parking meter with a paper sack over it upon which was written: "Broken."A skeptical parking…
Red and blue lights
Judi was sitting at the defendant table while the state trooper was being cross-examined on the witness stand.The lawyer asked, “When you stopped Judi, were…
A salesman gave it up to become a policeman
A salesman gave it up to become a policeman...A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman.Several months later, a…
Repeat Offender
A judge scowled down at a repeat offender before him. "Haven't I seen you in here many times already? And didn't I tell you that I…
On their way home from the bar
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that…
Watch Out For That Tree
A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Sir, is there a reason you're weaving all over the…
Flakey Murder
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there."What happened?" asks the first officer."Male, about…
Embarrassing Traffic Stop
A police car pulled me over near the high school where I teach. As the officer asked for my license and registration, my students began to…
Two Italian guys are driving through Texas
Two Italian guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with…
Circle Flies
After pulling a farmer over for speeding, a state trooper started to lecture him about his speed, pompously implying that the farmer didn't know any better…
Lie Detector
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message…