Jokes

The Pig with a Wooden Leg

A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows…

Billy Bob's Mule

Gary was traveling down a quiet country road when he noticed a large group of people standing around outside a house. He stopped and asked a…

A bunch of cows and bulls

A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the…

Moth Man

A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch."Doc", he says, "Here's the problem. I think I'm a moth""Well",…

Chin-Chin

Chin-Chin the panda was on trial for entering a New York City restaurant, eating dinner, pulling out a machine gun, and shooting out the windows and…

Who Gets The Dog?

A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12 years…

Space Monkeys

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready,…

Two Lions

Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made them…

Airline Rage

As a guy takes his seat on an airplane, he is surprised to find a parrot strapped in next to him. After taking off, the flight…

Some race horses staying in a stable

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of…

Parking

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out…

A Dog's Telegram

On a slow day with few customers, a clerk at a telegram office looks down from her counter and sees a dog waiting in line."Oh,…

Camping Tips

Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and eating all the ants.A hot rock placed in…

Devotion

Dave went on a business trip for a few days. When he returned, his wife reported that the dog really missed him. "She spent every night…

The Navy Chief and his Parrot

The old Navy Chief finally retired and got that chicken ranch he always wanted. He tookwith him his life-long pet parrot.First morning at 0430,…