The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted,…

According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse.Following last week's news that Origami Bank had…

Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks…

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it…

A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop, and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out…

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says,…

The Devil walks into a crowded bar.Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old…

Three men were sitting in a bar talking about how whipped they had their wives.The first two kept bragging about how they could get their…

DOS Beer:Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in…

A gent spots a nice looking girl in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name.

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you…

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says, ''All you…

A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when Little Johnny, on his new shiny bike, stopped beside him.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders the desk officer to…