Jokes
Small Talk
The service area was located on a main highway leading to the beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned occupants in the…
Hi, Daddy!
A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began…
Counting Sheep
Ferne Southern said she was staying with her 8-year-old granddaughter, Brooke, while her parents were out of town.Brooke was delaying bedtime, as usual, so her…
Dinosaur Plumbing
Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber. Jammed inside the drain…
Henry Ford
The fourth-grade class was studying the development of the auto industry. The teacher had emphasized the role playedby Henry Ford, whose assembly lines decreased production…
I was very lonely when I was a child
I was very lonely when I was a child. I only had two imaginary friends... And they would only play with each other.
Close Your Eyes
Julie and kids had just returned from church. My 5 and 7 year old kids were showing me the faces they'd drawn in Sunday school. Now,…
Bathroom Procedure
On the first day of school, about mid-morning, the kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."A little…
True Stories
A father knelt with his son to hear his prayers. The three year old boy began in all seriousness: "Our Father who Art in Heaven, how…
Heaven Bound
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"The boy thought it over…