A Sunday School teacher asked little Willie who the first man in the Bible was."Hoss." said Willie."Wrong," said the teacher. "It was Adam.""Aw,…

A ten year old, under the tutelage of her grandmother, was becoming quite knowledgeable about the Bible.Then one day she floored her grandmother by asking,…

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,…

We tried so hard to make things better for our kids that we made them worse.For my grandchildren, I'd like better.I'd really like for…

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother,"There were 2 boy kittens and…

The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church."I…

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? " Ready to play the game she…

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he…

While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked me how to spell "piranha." I told him I was unsure. To…

One evening after dinner, a five-year-old son noticed that his mother had gone out and he asked, "Where did mommy go?"In answer to his questions,…

An irritated father complained to his golf buddy. "When I was a kid, my parents sent me to my room without supper if I misbehaved. But…

During a dinner party, the hosts' two small children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed…

The 12-year-old boy stood patiently beside the clock counter while the store clerk waited on all of the adult customers first. Finally he got around to…

A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."

A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"…