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One day an american guy visits spain.after watching an exciting bull fight,he goes into a restaurant for dinner.while he waits for his meal, a waitor walks…

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What does a t-sip (UT grad) call an AGGIE after graduation?BOSS!!!!!WHOOP!

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There once was a queer from Khartoum Who took a lesbian up to his room They argued all night Over who had the right To do…

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When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your…

Being a parent changes everything. But being a parent also changes with each baby. Here are some of the ways having a second and third child…

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A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition."…

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered…