Jokes

The Mirror

Legend has it that there is a coffee bar inNew York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands…

Car Swerving

A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a…

The Redhead

A young Redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it."Impossible", says the doctor. "Show me."She takes…

Blonde in First Class

In a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to economy since…

Blonde Riding a Horse

A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding assisted without any experience or lessons.She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall,…

Double-decker Bus

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sign up with a tourist group for a chartered-double-decker bus trip to London. There are only 2 seats left…

Visiting Australia

1. The bigger the hat, the smaller the farm.2. The shorter the nickname, the more they like you.3. Whether it's the opening of Parliament,…

Grounded

Brendan had spent a week visiting his family in Kentucky. His sister-in-law and seven-year-old nephew went with him when he returned to the airport. After verifying…

Ole and Sven taking a vacation

Ole and Sven were taking a vacation in Sven's new camper. As usual, they'd become lost and were wandering around a strange town trying to find…

Two Doilies

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband's ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in…

Regular Consumption of Guinness

Well now, you see it's like this....A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,…

Convention

A friend and I stayed at a Chicago hotel while attending a convention. Since we weren't used to the big city, we were overly concerned about…

A man is at Grand

A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for…

Absent-minded professor

One of the world's greatest scientists was also recognized as the original absent-minded professor. One day, on board a train, he was unable to find his…

Lifeboat

After a ship sank in the ocean, three men ended up stranded in a lifeboat. They floated around for days without food or water. One afternoon…