Jokes
A Train Suddenly Deviated
A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again. The passengers were horrified at this. At…
Sardarji And His Lunch
Three Construction workers are working on the 20th floor of a tall building in Bombay.One is a Mallu, the secon! d is a Bengali and…
Flash News
Flash news:A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for…
Sardar Divorce
A Sardar and his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.Judge asked: How will you divide, you have 3 children?Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT…
A Romantic Date
ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDAR'S GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OURENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?HE SAID: YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE…
Santa Banta
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.Doctor: When?Santa: 3 months back!Doctor: What were you doing till now?Santa: I was using duplicate key, now…
Sardar B.A
Banta Singh: "Yaar Santa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Santa Singh B.A. This year it read Santa Singh M.A., When did you finish…
Sardar's mobile bill
Sardar: Can I know my mobile bill, please?Call centre girl: Sir,just dial *123# to know your current bill status.Sardar: (He got angry and..)You stupid...…
Sardar is relaxing
One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing"Sardar answered '" No I am…
Sardarji Urine Test
Urine TestTwo sardarjis were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything.So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"The first…
Sardar on Manmohan singh
A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''Note: Manmohan…
Sardar writing to his son
Sardar was writing something very slowly.Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read…
Sardarji filling application
Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure asto what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".After much thought…
Sardar in train
Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.Friend : Y?Sardar : Got upper berth.Friend : Y did'nt u Xchnged?Sardar :…
An Old Couple At The Doctor
An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the…