A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, "Did God make me?""Yes," the grandpa replied."Did God make you too?""Yes," the grandpa…

Q: What did the farmer use to make crop circles?A: A Protractor

On a long walk in the woods, Johhny found himself out late and decided to look for a place to rest the night. He finally found…

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and…

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the…

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents…

Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?A: Do these genes make my butt look fat.

Mickey and Minnie have been having problems for some time now. After hearing of Barbie and Ken's breakup, they too decide to call it quits. Donald…

Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital?A: To have a CAT scan done.

Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?A:…

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?A: A rotisserie chicken.

Q: What has more lives than a cat?A: A frog -- it croaks every night.

Q: What do you call a nurse with dirty knees?A: The head nurse.

One day a man took his wife to the doctor and says, "All she likes to do is do it. Can you help her?"The doctor…