Three rats are sitting at the bar talking and bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole…

1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.3. He shouldn't jump…

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 A.M. by his ringing telephone."Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me…

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot…

A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and went over…

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The…

A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's your pleasure?"The seal replies, "Anything but…

Visitors:Quickly determine which guest is afraid of dogs. Charge across the room, barking loudly and leap playfully on this person. If the human falls down…

A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her…

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make…

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a…

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?A: Because it was a double-crosser.

The other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I…

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever hunted bear?A: No, but I've been shooting in my…

Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!What do you get if you cross…