Jokes

Rare birds

Rare birdsA guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of…

He is a very smart dog

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a…

A game of animal football

The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the humans play called football. I've seen it on…

A burglar is in big trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little…

A blind man in a store

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog…

Boy was milking his cow

Asmall farm boy was milking his cow when all of a sudden a bull camecharging towards him. As horrified workers nearby watched, the boy calmly…

Purchasing a new bird

Purchasing a new birdAfter many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling…

Question and answer animal jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A:…